Leo DiCaprio just flips through the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue & just picks himself out a new ridiculous hot model girlfriend the way the rest of us used to flip through the Sears catalog & pick out some tools or freakin furniture.
This guy has a plan.

Not the smartest idea to try & knock a cop off his motorcycle when people report a half naked guy with paint all over him running around.
So maybe drugs were involved. Ya think?!

You spend $5000 just trying to coax your kids into playing outside.
I for one, think it is worth every damn dime!